The annoying wife. Would you remarry?

[Keveen]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE E: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --

 

[minniewinnie]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ROFLMAO He he he he he he he heh

 

[vwcamper]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ROFLMAO He he he he he he he heh

I laughed more at your comment, than the original post!

[video=youtube;4iXHi41wyyQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iXHi41wyyQ[/video]

 

[Laceytree]

We all found that funny Lol!!

[video]http://youtu.be/CQo2FJPLeQk[/video]

 

[vwcamper]

First I was like, hahah thats's funny

Then it kept going and I was like woahhh,

That's kinda scary!

 

[landy bob]

re marry my x wife! WHAT so she can get her hands on the other half of every thing i ever owned:fear:lol