lol, The best thing you can do to a Prius apart from crushing them.
Did you know in 2010 the Prius have the most crashes percentage wise to any other car. I wonder how much of that is down to the type of person who drive them, or weather there was some visibility fault with the brake lights. Most of them were rear ended.
I bet that LS power Prius flys though, certainly a good sleeper car.