The Kitchen Saga

[TransAmDan]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he burst into the kitchen.
'Careful, 'he cried, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! you're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my word! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? they're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him in amazement, 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

 

[saleen 192]

Very good. :clap2:

 

[MRKRYS69]

Sounds just like my old mother, she does the complete show, thinks she has a steering wheel and pedals, the lot!!

 

[mummyjan]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he burst into the kitchen.
'Careful, 'he cried, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! you're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my word! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? they're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him in amazement, 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

Careful Danny boy you are treading on very dangerous ground, what say you Renebabes lol xx