South Somerset | Posted: July 13, 2015
A female driver has crashed into the back of a van while pleasuring herself with a sex toy.
The woman, described as "fit" and in her 30s, was static in traffic when her Mini suddenly lurched forward and hit the back of the stationary fish van.
She swapped details with the van driver whose bosses proceeded to check footage from the vehicle's rear camera.
To M&J Seafood's surprise, the video showed a woman holding a Rampant Rabbit-style sex toy and doing up her trousers.
A source said: "A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He'd been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.
"The bosses told him it wasn't his fault and then said 'Have you seen this?'. He was like 'what the f**k'. They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit."
The driver was working for M&J Seafood's branch in Cirencester, Gloucestershire.
The firm, which refused to ID the driver or release the video, added: "The matter is in the hands of our insurers."
