NEW KIND OF CAR
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever
happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.
"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car."
his co-worker replied.
"How was he going to do it?"
"He took an engine from a Porsche, tyres from a Mercedes, seats from a
TVR, and chassis from a Lotus and, well, you get the idea."
"So what did he end up with?"
"Ten years in prison."
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever
happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.
"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car."
his co-worker replied.
"How was he going to do it?"
"He took an engine from a Porsche, tyres from a Mercedes, seats from a
TVR, and chassis from a Lotus and, well, you get the idea."
"So what did he end up with?"
"Ten years in prison."
