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You know, I have been sat here for over an hour trying to think of a subject for my latest blog, but due to the dementia that seems to be kicking in at my ripe old age of 29 and 34 months, I am having a total brain block, so until I can think of something you will have to put up with my off beat ramblings.
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned it’s wool to Nylon
Anyway, back on Planet Earth and in
*PLEASE NOTE THIS WAS STOLEN FROM A STOCKHOLM NEWSPAPER*
Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!
Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks -- and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center.
The author of the
How Jamie got his name!!
From the moment we found out that Clarissa was pregnant the debate started over names, I was pretty easy going, Ford for a boy, Capri for a girl, I saw these to be a both sensible and practical idea, unfortunately Clarissa was not quite so enthusiastic.
Weeks that followed saw quite a few different ideas, me wanting really unusual and individual, even some made up names, but most of them revolving around the Ford Basis.
It was
I have had some really great days in my life, but nothing, and I mean NOTHING compares to 11th October 2009.
Clarissa my (one day she will be my) wife, was 8 months pregnant at the time.
It was around 5AM when I was rudely awoken by her in the bedroom doorway panicking, whils stood in a puddle, yes the waters had broken, it was happening, and no I wasn't gonna see my bed again that day!!
Bags were packed, mother (mine) was running round like a blue arsed fly,
Stardate 31st August 2345, I emerged from the ship..........sorry wrong blog!!
19th February 2012
With BM now back on the road it was time to venture out into the big wide world of shows and meets, as I didn't have enough cash to go on the breakfast run, I thought the local meet at Sidlesham would be a good start. This particular show also has a free Autojumble, so thought this would be a good way to earn some cash. So I got up uber early and loaded the back up with
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